10 Funniest Things Job Applicants Put on Their Resumes

The goal of building your resume is to stand out from other potential candidates for the job you want. You don’t want to be just another document in the pile, however some have already tried to go all in and risk everything by lying.

Another hazardous way to stand out is to write funny lines on your resume. Once again, you are putting your chances of getting the job at risk – remember that your resume must reflect who you really are!

This infographic showcases ten of the funniest things applicants have already put on their resume.


  • Is Coffee machines experience a valuable professional experience?
  • Preferring “frequent travel” to your family is a risky thing to write.
  • Don’t say you “terrorize” the competition, especially if the job is based on team work.

Funny Resume Quotes

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